The time now is 12.44 pm on the 8th of january.. i am at serangoon macs studying.. i have just finished my work and realised there is a big fat pig sleeping beside me.. oink oink goes her gentle snore.. i can smell the fresh slop she ate for dinner just past.. yummy i think to myself.. i wouldnt mind having some of that slop.. sure thing she says..anytime you want.. just come over and get some.. she slaps me hard on the thigh and falls back to sleep.. end...
