i haven't posted anything disgusting in a while.. so here's something utterly repulsive

i woke up abruptly from my long drawn out dream today by the ringing from my new 6230 phone.. ahhhh what a sweet sound.. anyway turns out i forgot about breakfast with bombay.. so off i went.. jumped out of bed brushed my teeth.. listerined my mouth and brisk walked to the mosque kopitiam.. and then i realised all the huffing and puffing gave me a very 'suan' kind of stomach ache.. the kind that usually ends up as an incongruous pile of viscous almost liquid shit.. but i didnt want to risk going to the dingy kopitiam toilet.. so i decided to 'ren' until after breakfast.. so after having some bak chow mee kia soup for the fifth time in a row.. and a teh-o.. and some chit chat.. i REALLY needed to go to the toilet.. my stomach was on the verge of exploding.. and since i didnt want to blow up to bits and have pieces of my little shit 'zup' all over the old uncles munching away at the coffee shop.. i quickly left bombay to his own devices and rushed to upper serangoon shopping centre only to find that the toilets there have NO toilet paper.. at all.. not even an empty spool.. but the shit was already half way down my ass.. so i really couldnt be picky here.. nevermind i thought.. id think of something later.. so after gratifying myself on the throne.. i stood there.. lost.. and in despair.. with nothing but my finger to extricate the chocalate fillings left on my buns. The only thing that popped in my mind came from violet(the beautiful emily browning from lemony snicket's a series of unfortunate events)

'There is always something, there's got to be something'

but try as i might, they wasnt anything i could use to rid myself of them chunks. It was just 4 walls and a squat hole. And i wasnt prepared to have my clothes stained with shit

So i did the only thing i could do. Pulled up me pants and walk home like a man. With a butt full of uncleaned shit. It wasnt all that uncomfortable i can tell you that.. but boy was it disgusting

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